Sigh.

I want a cool bookmark.

I have a habit of chewing on the corners of mine so I go through paper and laminated bookmarks like there's no tomorrow. And the metal ones are too bulky, they leave dents in the pages. Bleh. Do nifty bookmarks even exist?

Let me rephrase that, do nifty and reasonably priced bookmarks exist? The only neat ones I've seen are super expensive and completely not worth it.